story time

th4 loves to tell stories. i've been writing them down as she tells them. these two were from the other night. in each, she tells of a 'friend' of hers. these friends always have impossibly interesting names - which she spells out so we are sure to pronounce right. enjoy...
"I had one friend. her name was Wazeelia. her name started with an H and t m t w x y n z w o b o. she had one poor foot. she needed to go to the doctors and get one of those carriers, and she had to check her bones. The monters came and stole her bones and she couldn't even walk. and she was normally embarassing. there was one afternoon she was singing 'the monsters stole my bones...' By that time the van came and got her back to life. the end"

"one time my sister went into a castle and saw a monster and said hello my friend. But the girl was afraid and a white horse came by the castle and she wanted to get on but the wicked ol wizard wouldn't let her or give her a chance. she wanted to go home until she came to her mom's boat and she got in. and by the way her name was Wink-len-lia. like, um, b n train 8 w and o. and she sailed home that way and the wicked ol wizard came passing her on a boat but they got home. she made many chances and sailed all by herself to america. no - to mexico. and she got on her own white horse. by that way of time she came by a man. the wicked ol wizard went home and found his gold was gone. the end"