flipsided sighs

when we were growing up we used to joke about calling 911. we would complain about having to go to an art class or some such and mom would tell us to call 911 and turn her in for child abuse. it was funny THEN. now i'm the mom.
tonight th5 was upset at me. we had tacos for dinner and she wanted another before bed. would be fine except we ate everything.
"mom, i want you to call the police. and i want to talk to them and tell them to put you in jail."
so it begins.